“Waffle” has had its first comment spam! Fortunately I do not allow links in comments, and I was online to delete it on sight, so no harm done.
If it goes on though, I will take more drastic measures. Like maybe propose a law that legalises the use of spammers in medical tests instead of animals.
“Let’s see if this shampoo hurts when I squirt it into your eyes, little spammer! Oooh, it does, doesn’t it? Just like the last time.”