Archive for August, 2005

Slave to the Claws of Technical Difficulties

August 9th, 2005 by Reinder

Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan didn't update on its main site today - something to do with the updater, which services 10,000 other webcomic sites, being stuck. Nothing to do with the artist - the comic updated on time at the mirror site. Updates are scheduled until the 29th, and exist on file until way past that date, so if it doesn't update on your preferred location, it is almost certainly a technical problem; look at one of the alternate sites.

I just thought I'd mention it...

Ottar/Norla fanart

August 9th, 2005 by Reinder

Fan art by Yonaka Yamako showing Ottar and Norla from the Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan story The Stone of Contention. I love it when Yonaka works in a cartoony style and idiom.

Norla will soon reappear, or should that be "pre-appear", in the ongoing archival storyline, by the way. We'll all find out what those flashback sequences were all about.

Great Big Penises Not Rude Enough!

August 9th, 2005 by rahball

The other day I sent Joey Manley an email. The substance of it said:

"The Pantheon (www.pantheoncomic.com) would like to play on AWC, if it may. Satan says it sounds like a good idea."

To which he responded:

"Is this 'adult'? I don't see any signs that this couldn't go up on
WCN, Modern Tales, Keenspot, or any other mainstream webcomics service ... adultwebcomics.com is strictly for, to put it bluntly, porn."

A little taken aback, I replied:

"Heh, that's the first time anyone's thought Pantheon was tame!
Reinder thought it would be too rude for WCN or Moderntales because of the sexual references and penises bouncing about the place (did you get as far as this storyline? Surely Paypal would object?)
http://www.pantheoncomic.com/d/20030217.html..."
(this links to the 'Day of the Phallus' storyline)
"...But if you think it's too highbrow, I'll just bung it up on WCN :D "

Having observed Priapus' giant organ of procreation, he came back with:
"Okay, Pantheon is just BARELY dirty enough for AWC. I'll put you on the list! But you gotta make it dirtier! (grins)"

What's the world coming to when Americans aren't afraid of penises any more?

On treason, swans and brothels

August 8th, 2005 by Reinder

I live for history lessons like this one:

Trying to destroy the country and its people would, in most people's books, count as treason, I'd imagine. But then again, it's a fairly tricky crime these days.

Until 1998, the penalty for treason was death. Under the Treason Act of 1351, anyone who "do violate the king's companion, or the king's eldest daughter unmarried, or the wife of the king's eldest son" is committing treason. So James Hewitt and Will Carling, plus whoever else got lucky with her, should have been burned at the stake (the required punishment) for shagging Princess Di.

It gets better.

Musical additions to The Double

August 8th, 2005 by Reinder

While configuring daily installments for The Double (my role is to be the editor/publisher/site manager for the series. I letter the comics using a cross between Geir's original English script and my Dutch translation, tidied up so Geir's Norwegianisms don't appear) the other day, I realised that I couldn't stop talking about the songs Daniel recorded to go with the comic a few years ago. Something about the way he could just lift lines of dialogue verbatim from Geir's English script and make them work as songs.
I then thought "well, the last time I mentioned a song that was supposed to go with a comic on that comic's website, people asked me where they could hear the song." So I asked about bandwidth availability on Webcomics Nation, upon which Joey Manley assured me that when he said "unmetered bandwidth", he really meant it; and I asked Daniel about permission to use the songs online, and he gave it. So The Double now comes with songs! Despite Joey's assurances, I've kept the quality at a modest 80 kpbs, just in case the songs get downloaded by thousands of people simultaneously, which is what we want, really. But they do sound pretty good.
One song, "If Only Dreams Could Be For Real", has been added to an already-published archive page. The second, "Come, Come", goes live today. A third, "The Spirit", goes live tomorrow. I'll add at least four more during the publication of the series.

No, I'm not linking to them directly. The songs go with the comic.

In other news, I've finally been able to restore Geir's access to this blog using MT-medic. Let's hope he starts posting here again soon.

Ooh, this is a good one

August 7th, 2005 by Reinder

You all know the fake paypal spams that arrive in your email boxes. They usually have alarming messages about your account being screened or suspended because of an "incident". Just now I got a version that's a little more devious:

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Cheese and beef

August 7th, 2005 by Reinder


Two more cast images for the Chronicles of the Witch Queen site, both in minimalist outfits. The one on the left is Kel in Courtly Manners 1, at the pool. The one on the right is the Baron von Fieffelfalsfaffel in his running outfit in Courtly Manners 2. You can tell it's the running outfit, and not the swimsuit because it lacks the bow tie.

I've decided that instead of taking down the Courtly Manners comics in anticipation of their resurrection as free comics in 8 or so months time, I'll leave them up as a subscriber bonus. I'm even thinking of putting up more things to lure in subscribers. But I'm still considering subscriptions to Chronicles as no more than a sideline, a reward for people who choose to send a bit of money our way. The bulk of the work will be free, and hopefully paid for through advertising, commissions, merchandise, passing the hat, etc.

Noteworthy addition to the English language

August 5th, 2005 by Reinder

From the comments at Europhobia:

If they seriously believed 'hey, the nice al qaeda man made me a flour bomb, bet it would be funny to let that off on a bus' then they are not exactly the bushiest beard in the mosque.

Nothing to add on the substance of the post, I just like that expression and suggest we all adopt it.

Fahd’s cadaver’s barely in the ground

August 4th, 2005 by Reinder

... and The Religious Policeman is back, with caustic commentary from the heart of Saudi-Arabia. Fancy that. Nice seeing him again, and he gets to slag off Little Brown Shirts in one of his first few postings.
Update: Actually, he's not in Saudi anymore. I missed that in my enthusiasm for his return.

More on The Double

August 1st, 2005 by Reinder

(Crossposted to Talk About Comics with minor changes)

My involvement with Geir and Daniel actually dates back about 10 years. Geir's brother knew me through music fandom, and one day dropped a mention of his older brother being the writer of a comic with a Norwegian painter. He told me it was a bit like the comic I had online at the time, The Stone of Contention. I was a fanzine editor at the time, and thought it might be interesting for the fanzine, so I contacted him, asked him to send me some stuff, and soon enough a big package from Daniel arrived in the mail. Several packages arrived in the mail, with solo comics work from Daniel, brochures showcasing his paintings, sculptures and installations, and, eventually, a CD of his music. But the most striking piece of work was the fantasy comic Geir had written for Daniel, looking totally unlike any other fantasy comics, with intricate, low-contrast page layouts, complex backgrounds and architecture, and characters that looked stiff at first but came to life as the comic progressed. Dobbeltgjengeren was an album-length story that fit right into the mood of the early Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan books but had its internally consistent universe that owed nothing to the traditional sources of fantasy art. Later, I would learn that nearly every character in the book was based, visually, on someone Daniel knew, which was probably why the character art worked so well (Geir, by the way, was the visual inspiration for the Baron von Fieffelfalsfaffel although his personality is totally unlike that of the good Baron. Also he lacks the Baron's quiff and porn star moustache).
I decided to translate the book into Dutch and publish it. Six months or so after the complete version of the story arrived in my mailbox, De Dubbelganger was done. I would have liked to say it was a small-press success, but alas. I still have half the print run on a shelf in the hall of my apartment.
De Dubbelganger was a flop, but that didn't stop Daniel, Geir and me from coming up with sequels. In the magazine I edited, Impuls, a Christmas story set in the same universe became a Christmas supplement. Geir sent me a script he thought I might want to do, featuring a character from the first story, and that became The Eye of the Underworld. Characters from the series showed up in my Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan, and vice versa. Finally, that crossover was followed by two Courtly Manners stories featuring characters from both series.

Also, Daniel recorded a musical version of Dobbeltgjengeren, in English, in my home town, with a cast of singers and musicians that I helped put together.

Over the years, I tried to revive the book. When Joey Manley first came up with the idea for Webcomics nation, back when it was still a very different idea from what it turned out as, I immediately thought of making a group website with all the material from the series brought together in the correct chronological order, instead of scattered across different websites as it is now. During the Long Wait, I mostly forgot about the idea, but when the launch approached, I started thinking about it again. Daniel and Geir approved of the concept, so starting today, The Double gets a new lease on life, in English, updating with five large pages a week. New material is also in production. It's going to kick arse.