Oh, God, not again.

Spare us: In the gym with Barack Obama.

HE CURLED 32 KILO DUMBBELLS NEXT TO ME +++ BARACK IS TOP FIT +++ HE DIDN’T SWEAT AT ALL

This shit annoyed the hell out of me four years ago, but for some reason I didn’t think to say anything about it. Let me correct this now:

If Barack Obama’s ability to arm-curl 32-kilogram weights is at all relevant to whether he should become President of the United States at all, why doesn’t he just arm-wrestle John McCain for the presidency? That way we could skip the rest of the election campaign and be spared all the tedious and costly circus that comes with it.