6. William The Porqueror

Digital drawing of a muppet pig looking down on a pool of blood. He is dressed in medieval armor, wears a crown and carries a blood-spattered sword and shield. His clothes are also covered in blood. Behind him are dead bodies and a large fire

6. William The Porqueror

Day 6. William the Porqueror, at age 40, was the ruler of as much land as any pig could sail in a year. The battle at Hogthings had been hard, but he had won. He had made pork chops out of his enemies with his sharp blade while his trusty chain mail had saved his bacon multiple times in a day. But instead of triumphant, he felt deflated.
“When are you ever going to learn not to wear white to battle, you muppet?”, he thought to himself.
I was in a bit of a rush throughout the process and it shows. But done is better than good, and perfectionism is hogwash.