Suomi Perkele!

Just when you thought it was turning into the Warsaw Pact Song Contest, Finnish entrants Lordi win the Eurovision Song Contest. They… don’t look a bit like Värttinä: I’ve been told this is Finland’s first win, but if they just send Finntroll next year they’ll have their second victory in the bag soon enough. Monster …

The final word on the “War on Christmas” from an American perspective

A good, carpet-F-bombing rant from Fuckchristmas.org: Can we back up just a couple steps here? At what point did a basic understanding of the separation of church and state become a fucking war on religion? And how did we get to the point where you can call an organization set up to defend our civil …

What we should do

We should campaign for the breakup of Belgium. We should also stir up local trouble between the German Bundeslaender, in the hope that Bremen, Hamburg, Niedersachsen and Nordrhein-Westfalen —our nearest neighbours— all become independent nations. A minor civil war may be a price worth paying; after all, the former Yugoslav Republics were all killing each …